a metal burrito is a time in the day when people or your friends, shove you in a locker and hold it closed.
me: that jerk in our class gave me a metal burrito at lunch.
friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back
friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back
by trappedinschool4ever November 12, 2019
Get the metal burritomug. 1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
by Theawsomudkip December 7, 2020
Get the Jesus Burritomug. When you cum in a fat chicks rolls.
“Oh man, I fucked this fat chicks roll and came”
“Awh dude, you gave her a creamy burrito!”
“Oh man, I fucked this fat chicks roll and came”
“Awh dude, you gave her a creamy burrito!”
by The AMC club December 7, 2018
Get the Creamy Burritomug. The Rockford Burrito is when an incel
graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.
by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024
Get the Rockford Burritomug. 
by Cuban59 March 7, 2024
Get the Soggy Burritomug. by Demodogs May 30, 2017
Get the Grass burritomug.