Hym "Because you should be reading this to the blind. So... Heeeey Blindy... How's it going champ? Yeah, hey, don't worry. I'm not kill a blind kid. That would just seem dishonest. So you're safe. You're fine. Do blinds like kids? I wouldn't think so. If you can't physically see how cute they are they are basically just annoying noise boxes. And they are cute. Super stabbable. Ummmm... Yeah... Glad you stuck around this long. I'll come visit a blind house after all that is over. I'll try to explain to you why goth girls are the best ones. You probably don't understand color or contrast but it's- I'll figure it out. We goochie."
by Hym Iam July 05, 2024
A blind bitch is a person who doesn't see things mentally.
Note:
This has nothing to do with your actual vision ~(20/20)~
Note:
This has nothing to do with your actual vision ~(20/20)~
"Dan Howell is a blind bitch, he couldn't see that Phil Lester had a thing for him."
"Robert Downey is such blind bitch, Tom Holland should find someone who knows how to flirt"
"Robert Downey is such blind bitch, Tom Holland should find someone who knows how to flirt"
by ToastedNuggets May 11, 2018
When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.
Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.
by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023
When you fuck a fat chick and then you nut in her eyes; you then leave quietly leave so she has to look for a towel on her own and she’ll be calling out to you, Since she’s fat she’ll be bumping into shit and Knocking stuff over like a giant land mammal
by Yung_virgin October 23, 2019
When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small
Jake said I have a big booty but you can't even see it in a skin-tight dress,so I think he has gone booty blind.
by chirpy bird August 17, 2017
A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.
They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.
They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.
by Agent 145 December 07, 2018
A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.
They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.
They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.
by Agent 145 December 06, 2018