August 20

National slap someone call Bob

Random person: Hey it’s August 20th
Bob: oh no
Random person: *slaps Bob* hehehehehehehe

by Angel Lifestylez April 11, 2022

August 29th

If you were born on this say, you are obviously an anal cavity with no boundaries.

"It is August 29th, somebody must feel like an anus."

by IndieHopper9000 April 15, 2020

August 31

Dkhya’s birthday! Best Virgo ever you should try her blrdddd😮 💨 …

august 31 is daddy dkhya birthday

by daddddykhyaaa3x June 9, 2021

21 August

The day the baddest bitch and a material gurll was born. Your really lucky, pretty, and u will get all the boys u want in the future if u are born on this date.

OMG she was born on 21 august. The beauty dayyyy. God I'm jealous of her!

by materialgworl21 April 30, 2022

August 31

August 31 is international lick someone's face day. Just go up to a stranger and lick their face!

*goes up to stranger and licks their face*
Them: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Me: It's August 31, International lick someone's face day!

by monke cactus March 13, 2021

august 20

National have a bong day

everyone whip out your billys n pull some rompers g

“why is everyone cooked as - am i missing something”

it’s august 20 which means it’s have a bong day !!

by nigerinmybutthole October 22, 2019

August 30

National do whatever your older sibling wants day

"Hey lil sis give me your ice cream, it's August 30"

by cynzhilove August 30, 2021