Texas Smokestack

The combination of 5-alarm chili and stool softener.

I have a feeling we won't be seeing Nick for a while.
Why?
He had two Texas Smokestacks for lunch!

by BbTasting Cart November 30, 2017

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typhoon texas

A place where people go to get wet.

Jimmy and I went to Typhoon Texas Waterpark yesterday. We got so wet.

by fivehunderdolla June 24, 2017

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Texas Cornflakes

When you have a dwindling amount of corn chips but more Salsa. One crumbles the remaining corn chips up and mixes it with the salsa. Must be eaten with a spoon.

"Man, there was nothing left from the party so I was forced to have Texas Cornflakes the next morning."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

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When a man takes his chew/ dip out of his mouth and puts it in a women’s ass hole before engaging in anal sex in hopes of her having explosive diharia shooting shit, chew and cum all over him and her.

I gave that chick the ol Texas Oiler and she shit everywhere!!!!

by Big daddy d 777 July 2, 2018

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texas flipflop

When your guy is wearing a beach thong and his balls are on the outer left side of the thong and his cock is on the outer right side and you perform oral sex until he cums on your sunburn....

Hank and I were at the beach all day so I gave him a texas flipflop to ease my sunburn..

by knb4life June 14, 2014

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