ana alfaro

An Ana Alfaro is a girl with no taste. Born with eyes that no one in the house has. A Ana Alfaro likes too hit on boys even though she's ugly herself.

Hah look at That Ana Alfaro! She has gay eyes

by Bryan Aviles October 13, 2013

upchuck alarm

When you burp before you throw up.

Michelle used her upchuck alarm to guide her to the bathroom before she wretched.

by onthefarside14 June 13, 2014

bs alarm

It´s the exact moment you realize someone is bullshitting you big time.

When Jane was telling me that unbelievable story about her sister , my bs alarm went off.

by Mar das Cuxinhas September 12, 2016

Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

by bossofpiza November 22, 2016

Arabic Alarm Clock

The turbin wearing guy that blows himself up in the morning

Wow my new Arabic alarm clock is great! Too bad it's a one-use only item

by Master of the Black Stache January 8, 2017

An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.

Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.

by Ronin47 March 26, 2017

brown alarm

A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).

I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.

by Jonny Firepants June 12, 2017