Fat Mexican Bastard!!! He won't stop talking about Burritos. He has a micro Penis and smells like tortillas and bitch
by JigglyTittiCommiti January 19, 2020
Get the Alexmug. by Demdemdem December 21, 2016
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a person who loves food and was made to do everything in his will power to make your day horrible. He will embarrass the hell out of you and he doesn't care what you think. He has a girlfriend who loves him although she could do better- much. He has this thing for himself where he thinks that he is better than you although he isn't- by far.
Did you see that person? He's okay looking but is a freakin' jerk1
I know. You should have known that he's an Alex.
I know. You should have known that he's an Alex.
by Iddy-Biddy May 6, 2018
Get the Alexmug. "Oh hi Alex." Said Jacob
"I Want to put my pee-pee in your no-no spot" Replied Alex
"I beg your pardon?" Asked Jacob
"Do a gay with me" replied Alex
Exit Jacob
WHY WONT YOU DO A GAY WITH ME JACOB??? WHY??
"I Want to put my pee-pee in your no-no spot" Replied Alex
"I beg your pardon?" Asked Jacob
"Do a gay with me" replied Alex
Exit Jacob
WHY WONT YOU DO A GAY WITH ME JACOB??? WHY??
by PossiblyGayAlex January 17, 2018
Get the Alexmug. by Click_checkhaha May 29, 2020
Get the Alexmug. The definition of quiet and ugly. An Alex is usually autistic and has a tendancy to shit on the floor at will. An Alex doesn’t know how to communicate properly and would most like just repeat the same thing over and over again. If you seen an Alex call animal control and run as far as you can
Person 1: omg did someone just shit on the floor.
Person 2: yep it was Alex
Person 1: (does something autistic)
Person 2: Omg dude your such an Alex
Person 2: yep it was Alex
Person 1: (does something autistic)
Person 2: Omg dude your such an Alex
by HowTheHellDoIRead December 22, 2018
Get the Alexmug.