Alex

Fat Mexican Bastard!!! He won't stop talking about Burritos. He has a micro Penis and smells like tortillas and bitch

Fred: Eww, hun stay away from him he's an Alex.
Sam: Oh dear me, I pray to forget today

by JigglyTittiCommiti January 19, 2020

Alex

Wild better, hates his brother over video games, and breaks keyboards.

Kris I WANNA PLAY FIFA - Alex

by Demdemdem December 21, 2016

Alex

The definition of quiet and ugly. An Alex is usually autistic and has a tendancy to shit on the floor at will. An Alex doesn’t know how to communicate properly and would most like just repeat the same thing over and over again. If you seen an Alex call animal control and run as far as you can

Person 1: omg did someone just shit on the floor.
Person 2: yep it was Alex

Person 1: (does something autistic)
Person 2: Omg dude your such an Alex

by HowTheHellDoIRead December 22, 2018

Alex

Alex is a person who loves food and was made to do everything in his will power to make your day horrible. He will embarrass the hell out of you and he doesn't care what you think. He has a girlfriend who loves him although she could do better- much. He has this thing for himself where he thinks that he is better than you although he isn't- by far.

Did you see that person? He's okay looking but is a freakin' jerk1
I know. You should have known that he's an Alex.

by Iddy-Biddy May 6, 2018

Alex

Alex
A midget man guy that looks like a chicken

Ooo What an Alex

by Magic 100 August 4, 2016

Alex

That openly gay dude that has never bee subtle and never will because hes very. fucking. gay.

"Oh hi Alex." Said Jacob
"I Want to put my pee-pee in your no-no spot" Replied Alex
"I beg your pardon?" Asked Jacob
"Do a gay with me" replied Alex
Exit Jacob

WHY WONT YOU DO A GAY WITH ME JACOB??? WHY??

by PossiblyGayAlex January 17, 2018

Alex

Alex is the biggest loser around, he's a real loner and has absolutely no friends

He gets horrible grades and sucks and sports
He's rly ugly and has no girls that he talks to because he's a sex deprived basterd

Omg look at Alex he should just kill himself no one likes him

by Fuck you alex February 7, 2020