drunk funk

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.

Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk

by JimHolt April 8, 2017

Daycare Drunk

Someone who constantly needs to be babysat when they drink, almost to the point where you won't drink with them.

Joe: Tim wants to go out tonight but he's so much work to drink with
John: Yeah he gets sloppy real quick, fucking daycare drunk, I don't want to have to take care of him all night.
Tim: LETS GET WASTEY

by JusticeZERO June 3, 2016

drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted

Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising

by von groovy March 8, 2019

Foundation drunk

There are levels to being drunk and to be Foundation drunk is to ascend to another plane of being turnt.

Named for the now-defunct Foundation Nightclub in Seattle's Belltown neighborhood.

"Dude, I heard last weekend was lit. How sloshed were you?"
"Bruh, you don't know the half of it. I was goddamn Foundation drunk."

"Bro. 😯"

by mlgucci August 31, 2019

Drunk Noms

When you're drunk and just getting out of the club/bar and you get something to eat like pizza or McDonald's or poutine and eat it whilst drunk.

Let's go get some drunk noms

by daahsatan March 6, 2015

Abo Drunk

This is the activity where you get completely and utterly wasted and piss all over your self.
Generally you end up passed out in a gutter like a piece of shit.

"Hey Steve, what are you doing this weekend?"
Steve holds up 2 bottles of rum.
"I'm getting fuckin Abo Drunk tonight Budda!"

by B.Colombet April 22, 2022

Context drunk

The ability to get intoxicated without having to consume any alcohol, usually occurs mostly in party environment when surrounded by drunken peers.

Im driving to the party tonight so I'll have to rely on getting context drunk instead

by Djdjcjcjcjcjckjvjv March 12, 2015