super straight

means ur a fucking loser if u think that is a sexuality

john:hi tom
tom: hi john

john: my sexuality is super straight

tom: fuck off

by marythebestt January 30, 2022

super straight

A “sexuality” made me a waste of sperm to promote transphobia.

“what’s your sexuality?”
“i’m super straight.”
“go chew on rocks and d*e”

by iateursisterout March 14, 2021

straight marriage

A marriage between people who are heterosexual. The relationship ordained by the Abrahamic deity.

I'm not having a gay marriage. I'm having a STRAIGHT marriage!

by tory borty December 15, 2012

Straight

(1) Old fashion
(2) uninteresting
(3) common place
(4) well behaved

Kid 1: This band's new album sucks ass, they've changed their sound so much.
Kid 2: I know. They've lost their uniqueness. Now they're just boring sell-outs who sound like every other band in their genre.
Kid 3: Yeah those guys are so fucking straight my mom listens to them now.

by jojobinks February 17, 2012

Straight hair

Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive

I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'

by ilikefrenchies May 24, 2011

super straight

A made up sexuality social rejects use because they're too scared to say they're transphobic.

Girl: I'm transgender.
Guy: I would never date you, I'm super straight.
Girl: I wasn't asking.

by eddyinmybeddy March 08, 2021

so straight

implies the lack of presence of police or authority figures, usually when something illegal is happening; good to go.

Sarah: The cops just left and won't be back for another hour.

Zack: So straight.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006