stoners

hate the gangsta whites though there all smokin the same oregano

and over there are the rich stoners

by Broadwaylover20 December 9, 2019

Stoner Suggestibility

The elevated suggestibility stoners get when they're high. Especially if it involves smoking more weed.

Stoner A: Alright dude it's 2am I'm going to bed.

Stoner B: Oh right, but first should we head to the park and smoke another bowl.

Stoner A: Oh shit you're right we should do that.

Stoner: Dude that's stoner suggestibility right there.

by TrueAmbivalence October 6, 2019

Stoner

A fresh baked daily treat of a human. Smells sort of like skunk, a stoner tends to enjoy carbs such as sourdough bread, pizza, and donuts. A stoner will avoid local police at all costs -regardless of being a criminal or not.

Bitch Brittany: "Tiffany, I saw a stoner the other day! They smelled like weed and non judgement ."

by Caffeinated FrogStar July 4, 2023

clean stoner

Basically the person who gives off stoner energy without ever smoking pot.

Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.

Example 1
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)

Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?

by QzandeenOFC August 2, 2021

ravenous stoner

One that loves to get high and eat desserts, chocolates,cakes and pies!

Hey marie, sean's such a ravenous stoner, maybe we ought to join him!

by Seanboi93 May 5, 2016

diamond stoner

Bitch with a little dick

Diamond stoner was in ma house last night

by Sjakakowwlamm December 12, 2017

the real stoners

A group of pot heads who dedicate there lives to slapping out the green and Chonging it on a daily, not shy of the snow but just choose a more chilled out life.

Defined (the real stoners)
(Bitch) u wanna come to this dirty sesh
(TRS) nahhh I’m good me n the gang gonna go get on a Smokey one at Ms

by Chongingbong August 9, 2022