age

A number to show how long you've lived, although it gets inaccurate after you turn 10.

1: How old are you, in years of age?
2: 10. And I don't age, silly.
1. You age. That's revealed by how tall you are.

by HansTheExplorer September 21, 2022

AGE

Age is only a number

50year old man: wanna fuck I will make ur PG
6 year old girl: sure g I can’t take nuffin smaller than 7inches

50 year old: oh it’s alright it 9inch bb
6year old: lets get down and dirty plus age is only a number

by I eat noodles 101 January 19, 2020

Age

Just a number

Its not weird to date a 11 year old, age is just a number.

by Mike Oxmaul V September 28, 2021

Ages

A word someone who is probably called Charlie would say meaning "fuck off and die

My guy you've been ages

by GabrielMagalhaes October 23, 2020

Age

A social construct created by the white to repress and hold back young black men success and prowess

Your below the age of 21 so you can't enter this club

by future is my grandfova January 27, 2022

Age

No, it's not his age! It's not her age! Missy (The bitch that MJ tried to set me up with, got a boyfriend, and then came and fucked the retard anyways) was MY age! I dodged that one didn't I? Saw that one coming a mile away!

Hym "You know and I know that it has nothing to do with age. HE IS A RETARD IN THE GROUP HOME YOU WORK AT AND IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE WITHOUT GETTING FIRED YOU SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING HIM WITHOUT GETTING FIRED! SEX-BASED DISCRIMINATION IN THE WORKPLACE. That's what it is! But because you can't be expected to turn down fat cocks for any reason (up to and including retards and children) shit like this happens."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Ages

A very short length of time worded to sound like a very long length of time.

I can't wait 5 more minutes, that's ages!

by Dandanman March 13, 2023