Cry by shooting

Driving at an aggressive pace and masturbating out of the car window while crying about your ex blowing your best friend.

At 3pm on Saturday twelve innocent bystanders were gursomely shot all over by a senseless cry by shooting

by Chiefos December 16, 2019

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cry

something that apparently men cant do nowadays

cry like shit

by Xeries July 27, 2024

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cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 23, 2009

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Cry abt it

Lesbian midgets often use the sentence "cry abt it" to cover their insecurities.

Guy: I would rather not do what you asked
Girl: Cry abt it
Guy: Your a lesbian midget...?

by pseudosike October 5, 2022

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Cry nap

Taking a nap after crying

I just got a whooping from my mom I’m about to take a cry nap

by Mysterious 😏 June 1, 2022

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Crying Gator

Crying Gaor is a fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...

When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.

by WiseCookie September 13, 2020

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