Dog month

Approx a 4-day length span of time where you meet a chick on Tinder and (more or less) fall madly in love with her. To sound less crazy, you start using a dog-years conversion (1yr = 7 dog yr) to make yourself feel ok about knowing this girl less than a week.

Bro, she’s the one. I’ve only known her about a dog month, but we’ve got a crazy connection.

Dog month? How long is that? A week?

Approximately 4 days and 3 hours..

by MC Chuck Chorus July 3, 2019

Dog barking

The act of a woman trying to gain the attention of a man, usually in a problematic and aggressive manner.

"Breanna quit dog barking at that man, its rude."

by Papasquat420 May 2, 2019

dog

woof woof

I dont like dogs the poo everywhere and woof all the time

by bulder May 15, 2021

saucy dog

Sly bastard

Wow you are just a saucy dog Follis.

by Stinkypeet May 15, 2018

Dog

A funny friend, Likes to shit wherever the hell he wants

My dog is so fucking horny, he almost fucked my friends dog

by Co0che man October 20, 2020

Dog Fiddler

Someone who touches dogs then refuses to admit it until caught.

“HEY! RHONA!!! DID YOU TOUCH ALBIE? YOUR A DOG FIDDLER!”

by BigTrev October 3, 2022

Mental dog

Mental dog means md or someone like gamejustic or a name that ends with eyan

Man i sure am a "Mental dog"
I hate the "Mental dogs" outside my house

by Iamvegencebutbatman January 15, 2025