Cock

Another way to call a chicken
Or another way to call your penis

"Hey look at that cock walking around"
"Woah! That's a big cock you have"Jarrod said while looking at Tim's penis.

by Jsmea July 7, 2019

Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022

Cock Goblin

A homosexual who loves to chug the dick. Day to night gobbling cock down. A Cock Goblin.

A heard that guy is a serious Cock Goblin.

by Netsharpshooter October 10, 2016

Cock Shock

Sepsis caused by human wine decanting

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

Cock lock

When ones jaw gets locked from sucking dick for long periods of time.

Brooke sucked Brian's cock for so long last night, she woke up with cock lock and couldn't talk.

by Roscoe pecoal train October 19, 2025

cock munkle

Someone who clearly loves a penis.

Alex you sure are a cock munkle.

by Tsitsikronis February 14, 2010

25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019