Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.

I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.

by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021

Platonically Making Out

The act of kissing and/or making out with a friend you trust, hence the platonic part.

Person 1: Hey you wanna kiss? Maybe make out? Gimme kiss? Kiss me?
Person 2: I don't know why we aren't platonically making out every day

by jjournall October 30, 2021

Scrub One Out

1.To rub one out using soap in the shower
2. To rub one out thinking about Zach Braff

I always shout "Turk" as I climax when I scrub one out in the shower to the image of Zach Braff.

by Dirté September 21, 2021

the afghan pull out

When some senile old white dude takes a shit on a bunch of dead soldiers while telling an ethnic girl he’s going to pull out but only does half way then makes her get an abortion.

They be hidin biden after the Afghan pull out

by Perrybellum September 28, 2021

Straight out the bag

First hand. Not pre-owned

Yo, I just bought some new shoes.
Nah not on Thrift+, I got them straight out the bag

by CannaeLoggins July 25, 2021

Night Out With Billy

A phrase used to describe a night of roofying girls and taking them back to your place, as if you were hanging out with Bill Cosby.

“Hey Dylan, what did you do last night?” “Oh you know, just had a good Night Out With Billy”

by UUUU45 July 26, 2021

Get out of the Grass

You are wrong, incorrect, dont know what your on about as you are lost in high grass...

"I can make it!!...I can swim faster than an Aussie Crocodile"...
"Mate...Get out of the grass bro!"...

by DownUnderCrew August 13, 2021