What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
Get the Adair you to keep a straight facemug. A person who makes facial expressions based on what they are thinking about. Usually unaware they do so, or simply don't care.
Johnny: *sneers at nothing in particular.*
Dave: What the hell is up with Johnny's face?
Marc: Oh, he's just a face thinker, don't worry about it.
Dave: What the hell is up with Johnny's face?
Marc: Oh, he's just a face thinker, don't worry about it.
by Hypok November 6, 2016
Get the Face Thinkermug. The Act of smearing a zebra's shit all over your face to the point you can't see and your brown because you smeared zebra shit all over you face cause your brown
by Bangin' your daddy February 19, 2023
Get the Brown Facemug. by Prettime April 12, 2016
Get the Ace Facemug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Ubisoft's Rainbow Six: Siege Punches You Dead In The Face As In Individual<.7.9.7.6>mug. A daylong sleepiness that includes crusty eyes and a similarity to a sleepy cat and exhibiting a feisty cat like state.
by Doula719 June 8, 2015
Get the Cat Facemug. by Frankthemannie833 August 12, 2016
Get the Fuck facemug.