thots before cocks

like "chicks before dicks" but better... female version of "hoes before bros"

"I'm sorry babe, I'm going out with my girls tonight. You know, thots before cocks!"
her bae: ...

by KatieWonder113 April 23, 2017

Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

by MikeAD April 23, 2017

Cock

Another term for a male penis

Sexy lady: can I suck your cock
Man: of course baby, just need to make my cock longer with this automatic boner machine
Sexy lady: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah I like this cock in my mouth and my hand
Man: ohhhh yeah baby keeping sucking my cock

by RideMyMonsterCock April 25, 2017

cock vitamin

A woman's craving for sexual intercourse.

She looks sad and needs her weekly dose of cock vitamin.

by Johnny Havoc May 2, 2017

subway cock

A majestic 12 inch beast of a penis.

Have you seen Paul's massive subway cock?! It's at least a footlong!

by imtheonedontwayaton May 7, 2017

Cock

An amazing pleasurable stick that everyone needs to have

I want that cock shoved up my ass

by TDS4826275726 May 8, 2017

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017