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pussy

you.
you're a pussy.
by W0000000000000W November 10, 2022
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Pussy Job

When a man rubs his erect penis vertically between a woman's labia and across her clitoris for her pleasure.
I need a pussy job from my husband
by PJAficionado October 6, 2021
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pussy debt

I russell evers created this. When your girlfriend does not have sex with you even though you did so much for her. That night or for days after. Pussy debt can accumulate interest and lead to break ups or be sent to the ass collection dept.
My girlfriend put me through so much this weekend and than did not have sex with after all the chores, family stuff and time off from work she became deep in pussy debt
by Portuguese jenkins November 19, 2017
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Mc pussy

A mc pussy is a pussy that tastes like the whole Macdonald’s menu and you fill it with McDonald’s ranch
I filled her mc pussy with ranch
by Alsobear January 29, 2021
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Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023
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sandal pussy

This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of sandal pussy.
guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandal puh puh (aka sandal pussy)"
guy 2- "rEALly? damn, yeah i guess that make sense. what happened?"
guy 1- "i don't wanna talk about it."
by ultraflail December 26, 2013
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Pussy

A pussy is a beautiful place to call home it’s warm like beans on the inside and soft on the outside it’s chubby like bread when u put the creamy butter in it.
The pusssy monster mrs pussy womeebbbn
by Averythemegggafatpussybitvh January 3, 2022
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