Cock Beetle

Pubic lice, crabs, or an itchy problem.

"Dude you got cock beetles!"

by Yuppie January 1, 2017

hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017

Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen

oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch

by YourNan28 January 10, 2017

Cock dunking

WhIle sprinting, you jump in the air and jam your cock down someones throat

I finally tried cock dunking, it was awesome.

by Dendawggg January 12, 2017

Bitch cock

A woman with a proverbial cock that's bigger than a guy's

My bitch cock is bigger than your penis

by emg67 January 16, 2017

cocking a fight

When you say you will have a fight and then not have one

Aye your cocking a fight thought you said you were gonna fight me

by Emily134):7 January 19, 2017

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017