Mallet face

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face
Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass
by Studentwatchesporn December 11, 2021
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safety face

Giving or receiving face with protection
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If your gonna get with that hooker be sure to safety face

How was the safety face last night?

Have you had to safety face lately?

That doesn't look right maybe we should safety face
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by X!DDDD July 01, 2008
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Face mullet

A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called
Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid
by Weeb.exe1 March 17, 2022
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Face Dropper

One who constantly posts photos of themself with celebrities, politicians, executives, or popular individuals on social media outlets in an attempt to seem cooler or more elite than average. "Face Dropping" is the equivalent of "Name Dropping" in picture form.
John: I thought Danielle was so down to earth, then I realized she was a total face dropper. She is constantly posting pictures of herself with popular people and celebrities.
by c2o7y November 27, 2013
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Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K January 13, 2016
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miliband face

have you ever had a friend say something about a "CalArts bean face"? like, that trope where every cartoon character's face looks like a bean? this is the real life equivalent. this is the proper definition. if you go to google images or whatever the fuck and type in "ed miliband smile", you'll see a bunch of pictures of Ed Miliband doing this god-awful smile that looks exactly the same as these "bean faces".
"look at this dude, LMAO LOOK AT HIS FUCKING MILIBAND FACE"
by an_alias January 10, 2021
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ice my face

Asking your partner to cum into a container and place it in the freezer. After which it is chilled to be poured onto the body of the requester.
Her: Babe could you ice my face?
Him: Kinda kinky, sure!
by BryansBeans July 21, 2022
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