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Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.
I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me
by anonymous June 28, 2022
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dog cereal

by Ironangel February 14, 2024
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chinese dog

by jerry dow April 14, 2019
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The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011
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Milky Dog

by GayBoi714 October 13, 2020
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Corn Dogging

The act in witch you coat your penis in breading and deep fry it for your partners enjoyment
I have a fetish of corn dogging my penis.
by torturedworm June 2, 2020
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Dog water

When your absolutely trash at something usually used by people that are under the age of 14
this dudes dog water, you missed? Your dog water
by Alex the noob March 22, 2022
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