Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

Big dogs

Alyssa constant and her boys

Can’t hang with the big dogs

by Chief <3 January 4, 2022

Royalton Corn Dog

When you make your wife eat a corn dog, and then make her vomit it out and listen to George Strait for 3 hours

Well Diane, do the royalton corn dog for a romantic night!

by HMan98 April 28, 2022

Dirty Dog

when a he/she is mega horny.

a girl who is a hoe and is always fucking some one

person 1: ooooh u dirty dog

person 2: stfu u wanger

by Minecraft.epic.gamer November 26, 2019

Heart Dog

A heart dog is a dog who is more than a pet to you. They’re your best friend, and who you go to for comfort and companionship. They hold a special place in your heart.

Brook is my heart dog.

by MirrianaPudget February 15, 2024

Dogged

To be completely and utterly fucked, sometimes used to describe being high.

I was completely and utterly dogged last night at the movie theater.

by Ramdoger2013 September 12, 2021

Hot dog

Nobody knows how hot dogs are made, and no one wants to know.

Brayan: ey yo man, how are Hot Dogs made?

Sara: Shut up

by United States Department of Eg September 6, 2020