Do a mouse a favour….

Mice dont like cats….so do a mouse a four and eat a pussy

Guy 1: “Man my misses and I have been fighting she wants me to eat her pussy…?”
Guy 2: well mate, sounds like you better go do a mouse a favour…..and eat a pussy!”

by Daisypips January 13, 2024

hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

Look at the mountains

Look at the mountains is not what most people perceive it as. It is a feeling, an experience, where you are immersed in the sheer oddity of the phrase. It is a spiritual awakening, opening your eyes to the wonder of the vast mountains. Look at the mountains is joyful and wonderful, and should be experienced by everyone.

“Look at the mountainssss” proclaims look at the mountains aunt.

by auntie tammy January 31, 2024

Big's Mouth Discipline

big's mouth discipline is basically trigger discipline but for your words, you stop yourself from saying anything personal or grotesque

gerald: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT BUBBY THAT'S WHY YOUR DOG D- big's mouth discipline. remember the big's mouth discipline. sorry bubby

bubby: What

by ascoutmainTF2 November 20, 2023

The Milwaukee Mouthwash

When a girl squirts in your mouth while she is crushing your head between her thighs

I heard Kamala gave Ron The Milwaukee Mouthwash and he couldn't talk for a week.

by Richard Waterson December 4, 2023

Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug

Over the top (and cringe) of sucking up to #45 in return for access/endorsement. More than likely requires the BJ or other slavish worship to him.

1. How did that guy get Trump's endorsement. He sucks.
2. Must have given him the Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug.

by NM83 February 19, 2024

Charge the mound

A violent overreaction to getting hit unintentionally that often results in the victim of the unintentional strike to lash back with unwholly force

Originates from the baseball term of the same name which usually occurs when the batter is unintentionally hit by a pitch. Albeit in other sports it can take several forms like in karate can be a throw.

When i was in karate the other day, my partner kicked me in the thumb. It hurt so bad that I wanted to charge the mound.

by ErPhox05 March 10, 2024