Love mitt

A vagina or something referencing to a vagina

Xander said to Tyrease "Put it right in my love mitt!"

by [e-mail] May 20, 2016

Love Frosting

Dried jisms that remain white and crusted on pubes due to inadequate post sex cleanup.

After Eric freaked out on acid, Jillian didn't have time to get tidy and ended up with a nice bouquette of love frosting on her bush like one of those white trees in the lots around Xmas.

by GapingAspHole June 21, 2016

love five

When you go for a low five but end up holding hands for like five minutes.

We were just hanging out and then she gave me a sick love five!

by Rumbutt April 20, 2016

ironic love

Being spouse like to a friend as a joke

"Are you dating Claire?"
"Nah it's more of ironic love"

by No thank you April 25, 2016

Army of Love

The Army of Love offers all-encompassing sensual love – care, desire, sex, and respect – to all those who need it.

"Even the most brutal violence does not seem radical enough in the face of the Army of Love’s complete love."

"Join the Army of Love now!"

by The Completist September 21, 2016

love light

A glowing condom use in the ways of the Jedi

God I can't wait to try out these new love lights!

by Love lights September 5, 2016

spanky love

The innate love of masturbation.

I just gotta get me some Spany Love time soon!

Spanky Love is an American pasttime.

by VeteranKnightOwl July 28, 2016