Cock Usher

The opposite of a cock-blocker. A person (man or woman) who purposely favors you to a person you want to fuck.

I was doing terrible with the ladies, what I needed was a cock usher.

by Big savage October 12, 2011

Cock shock

When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.

"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"

by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022

Cock your dish

When you go to fart and you aim your butt in another direction

Me : Sorry I just let one rip! .
Friend:.. did u at least cock your dish the other way?

by Fecknhill420 April 19, 2020

Nigerian Cock

The shlong of a man of Nigeria

Yo, how was it last night Sarah?

It was great, his nigerian cock made me cum 5 times!

by choppaonme November 16, 2020

Cock

Any man that demonstrates asshole behavior, such as cut you off in traffic or play music really loud on a Saturday morning, is a cock.

Alternate word for dick or penis.

(Jarred awake by music from a peaceful slumber.)

"What the fuck is that noise?!"

"Fucking Gary. He always plays his death metal first thing on a Saturday morning. He's such a fucking cock!"

by Banana Rider June 14, 2018

horse cock torres(tripod)

a man with a third leg

me: man that guy is a horse cock torres(tripod)
other: oh ik ;)

by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019

cock

why are you searching this up lil dirty minded person

cock is a stick , but dont search this up. " I like my cock "

by i eat toast May 29, 2022