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Dirty umbrella

This is when you pull your hand away from fingering your lady and you caress and cover her forehead and hair with said juice covered hand.
Hey, you know Dave?

-yea.

He gave me the dirty umbrella last night.

-so, he basically wiped his hand off on your hair

Yup, pretty much.
by ThorMacleod March 20, 2021
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Dirty Bristol

Inspired by an incident from a riot in Bristol on the 21st March 2021.

A Dirty Bristol is a sexual act in which the male dresses up as a policeman, preferably in riot gear. The female then crouches and defacates on, or next to, his feet.
This girl from Kingswood took me back to hers and did a Dirty Bristol on me, absolutely filthy!
by BristolPostHhh March 22, 2021
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Dirty Berocca

When you insert several Berocca tablets inside your partners anus and then fill said anus with your own urine. This act produces what is known in the trade as a Dirty Berocca.
Stand back! Jenny is attempting a Dirty Berocca
by Civilian360 March 26, 2021
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Dirty Agniete

Usually a really sweet, sexy and beautiful person inside and out.
Some of this type of people, has more than one personalityand usually they differ from each other, but they only fullfil their already unique character.
- I am really in love with her.
- That's because she's dirty Agniete.
by Katinukas April 1, 2021
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Dirty Lindz

A Dirty Lindz is when a woman inserts a cucumber all the way inside of her vagina and crushes it with the force of her vaginal squeeze.
My girl has been practicing; I watched her do a Dirty Lindz!
by DirtyLindz April 1, 2021
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Dirty Rein

When you having sex with a girl than you grab a horse rein and you put in a girl mouth and when you reach climax you yell hippy kye yay
P1: dude what did you do to her last night

P2: I gave her the dirty rein
by That fact spitter April 2, 2021
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dirty urn

Where you shag a bird and as you pull out, cum in an urn and mix like a cement mixer. Then empty the urn onto their face for the ultimate cum shot.
I gave Jane an awesome dirty urn last night.
by Ice Swallowcome April 6, 2021
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