Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022

Super Dog

super dog is a dog and sketch from the TV show Whitest Kid U' Know on the fourth sketch in the fifth episode of Season 3

"This song is for everyone in the club,
someone real' special just walked in the door,
and he's ready to party."

Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.

Say, "Hail to the chief,
hail to the chief!"
Someone grab a stick and play fetch with the chief.
Super dog's in the discotheque
And he's gonna' take some honeys in here to bed.
He doesn't roll over, and never begs
If you look real good he'll hump your leg.

But don't get mad, girls, don't get bitter
Some lucky lady's gonna have his litter

Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.

Oh Super Dog, don't kill us all
Don't murder us with your furry paws
We are your subjects, you're our ruler
Like Kennedy and Buddha but so much cooler.

The bark you make is a golden sound
And the spots on your coat so round and brown
The cute little curl that's in your tail
And nobody wears a cape so well

It's Super Dog, yes Super Dog
Everybody get a picture with Super Dog
Pet him on the head
Give him a toy
Oh Super Dog is such a good boy
It's Super Dog, yeah Super Dog
Everybody get in line and touch Super Dog

Please bless our food
And bless our crops
So we pray that the music never ever stops

by liquiddave July 15, 2021

Dog shot

A type of shotgun ammunition, much like birdshot or buckshot, developed for the US police for killing pets when visiting random people's houses.

-Holy shit man, the cops just paid me a visit and they shot Steve for no reason!
-Damn I'm so sorry man, did they use dog shot shells?

by Szczur01 July 30, 2021

dog water

when your dog water it means ur literally ass at the game or thing your doing

ur dog water get boxed like a fish

by unknownbuturdogwater January 17, 2021

Where’s the dog barking?

Where’s the party at, where’s shit going down?

Hey bruh, I wanna do something tonight, where’s the dog barking?

by NordicNate February 1, 2019

Dogs Tongue

A Misshapen clitoris, due to age and/or numerous flange piercings growing out causing the genitals to appear in the shape of a dogs tongue

"Urghhh she nasty, she had a dogs tongue growing down there!"

by BinaryChop September 26, 2013

Beach a dog

One who pulls a dog from the water and places it in the sand

You can beach a whale but you can not beach a dog

by JJSHOCKZ January 10, 2021