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Funny asian man

this man is very "funny" and is a asian man.
he is not funny but always says he is
he also watches anime and says no i don't
wait is that a guy that thinks he's funny and is a asian man
wait does he watch anime

yes
argghhughjfg its a funny asian man
by lucasisdiscordkitten November 27, 2022
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Cock-man-chu

When a man with a large punishment drapes his manhood against the upper lip of his lover to resemble a Fu-man-chu
"My man gave me a cock-man-chu last night. He's so long!!"
by ScoobaSt3v3 May 4, 2022
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Cursed Man Summer

The type of summer that those laden with powerful curses from birth have. A cursed man summer typically involves:

-Living in an old mansion/manor in the middle of nowhere, or in a creepy house at the fringes of the neighborhood at the city outskirts, talking to nobody either way
-Not keeping up with any male fashion trends whatsoever
-Staring at the wallpaper, the ceiling, the old-timey furniture, etc… for hours at a time and slowly going insane

-Playing chess against a board commanded by otherworldly spirits
-Hearing bizarre noises every night that you dare not investigate

-Battling demons in your mind 24 hours a day
Reid: I haven’t enjoyed the summer season in three years. Looks like I’m having another cursed man summer.

JJ: Sucks, man.
by Shepherd Guy May 7, 2022
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Kool aid man

He shits everywhere and says oh yeah when raping little kids in McDonald's. He masturbates with children's cum, semen and lotion. He is also a human.
Pedophile: Wassup kool-aid man how many kids did you rape?
Kool aid man: I raped over 364 kids today.
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Boss man shop

A small shop usually run by an Indian or Pakistani family that sells everyday household essentials such as: Toilet rolls, drinks, some freezer food, Elf Bars, diabetes and kitchen cupboard snacks.

Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
Spack No.1: Where are you going?

Gonna go to Boss man shop across the field, be back in 20
by Jack Spank9049 September 26, 2022
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Teddy Bear Man

A non-threatening, non available man who never creeps on women. In the Friend Zone and would not want it any other way. Someone that feels like a brother or uncle figure. If needed, will act as a comforting safe haven in social situations. The kind of man that only uses his great power to look after others, and never takes advantage.
"I feel like I can tell you anything, you’re such a Teddy Bear Man"
by 701_bats_in_a_trenchcoat October 19, 2022
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deformed man's toilet

The official name for accessible toilets in China, translated literally from its original Chinese-language counterpart.
Kyle: Hey, I took this disabled guy into the deformed man's toilet yesterday.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.
by The Real Driller January 10, 2022
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