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T-F-T-I Dog

When you suggest to have a gathering and then your not invited. This is seen to be an act of dogging, but is usually used with the term T-F-T-I Dog
by CALL ME SIR DOG September 22, 2009
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Ur Dog a Frog

This is the worst phrase containing "Ur" in it. Every time this is used another big bang occurs wiping out everything known in the universe and creating a new one. For fucks sake who would use this?
little kid on xbox: ur mom gay
25 year old no life: ur granny tranny
little kid on xbox: no u
25 year old no life: reverse
little kid on xbox: ur dog a frog
*earth and everything else fucking explodes and a new universe is created*
by Yung lamp shade June 6, 2018
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Dog

A being very precious to mankind.
by Geek of the greek da the anime February 7, 2022
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really fat dog

to illegally enter someones computer and looking up "really fat dog" on google, downloading it, and pasting it on their desktop as many times as possible as well as also changing the desktop wallpaper to it.
haha dude I really fat doged Jessica yesterday and she was mad with me for days, she had to reinstall her computer because of the lag it caused
by Hitler1337420 February 25, 2019
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Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it
by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021
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Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020
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Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.
I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here
by DeliciousDogga November 8, 2016
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