Dirty Bren

An ass pile that never gets wiped properly after pooping.

I've got a really sore Dirty Bren, it needs some cream on it.

by Badtooth April 1, 2023

dirty mohawk

verb: When a person is masturbating while taking a shit.

He sure has been in the restroom for a long time styling his dirty Mohawk..

by joeljustjoel February 8, 2018

dirty dentures

Dirty dentures is when you are doing doggy style then when your partner isn't suspecting anything, shit a log into your hand and put it in their mouth making a mold of their teeth. Thus giving you dirty dentures.

My girlfriend and I gave dirty dentures a try and it was amazing, the only downside to it was that it left a shitty taste in her mouth.

by Surprisingly Delicious July 31, 2017

Dirty Acosta

A Dirty Acosta) is when your girlfriend cheats on you with multiple men (gang bang) and she let's them blow their load in her. Later that night, James for which Dirty Acosta is named for, eats his girlfriend out. He unknowingly consumes all these mens loads. His girlfriend, because she hates James's small penis, starts laughing at him.

Last night James performed a Dirty Acosta and didn't even realize it. What a cuck.

by Ihateyouguys May 24, 2019

dirty piccolo

when you have your prostate massaged while getting a blowjob, but you're holding in a shit and you shit down the giver's hand while cumming in their mouth

remember maxine from accounting? shes a total freak, we went out last week and she said she wanted to give me a dirty piccolo in the back of the mail room. the janitor walked in right before she finished me...

by Spankin Johnny August 25, 2019

dirty jahiem

Getting an erection in class/ lectures

Oi look he's got a dirty jahiem

Why
Katie clicked her back and stuck her tits out

Ahhh okay

by Yourmothar November 16, 2021

dirty heskey

if you get a tit wank from someone called gabby that has big boobies, that’s a dirty heskey.

here i just done a dirty heskey, don’t tell skinners.

by wadyitalkinabeet April 7, 2020