Texas Shoot Out

When about to ejaculate you put a nerf dart (preferably with a thumbtack taped or glued to the end) into the urethra and shoot it onto the woman's face or breast

Guy: It was going well until i hit her eye with the texas shoot out

Guy 2: Dang bro, thats gotta sting

by Haha statue goes bonk August 13, 2020

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blown out in the cheeks

Extremely stoned

After tom smoked an ounce of weed, bob asked him if he could drive him home. And tom replied dude i cant “im all blown out in the cheeks”

by Fuzz988 November 5, 2020

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Night you out

Knock/ed out, send you into a coma, black out, dizziness, sleeping...

(Coded wording for certain scenarios)

“I’ll night you out”

“Last night I was nighted out”
“Dude got nighted by some cat from the other side of the block”

by Jamal92st October 9, 2020

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Night you out

Knock you out, send you into a coma, smack you up, send you dizzy, wanting to fight, black out.

I’ll absolutely night you out till you can’t get up.
I was absolutely nighted out last night after them drinks.

I sent one man on a night out after one lick into his jaw

by Jamal92st October 9, 2020

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sit it out son

The moment your father realizes you suck at sports, and probably will tell you later go get some pussy, be a man.

Matthew!

WHaaaaaaaaaaaaTTTTTEEE?????

sit it out son

*sitsdown*

-_-

*2hourslaterathome*

Go get some pussy, your dicks gonna grow, I'll test you on the field in 3 days.

by Stronghandles June 1, 2017

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