wipe zone

The place on your bed where you wipe the cum from your hand after masturbaing.

" Dude ! your sitting on my wipe zone ! "

by Kleeur January 20, 2008

Neutral Zone Infraction

A sexual position involving an offensive lineman, a defensive lineman, and greasy twisted woman (frequently Asian). The neutral zone infraction occurs when the two opposing lineman double penetrate the woman orally and vaginally(frequently anally). The neutral zone infraction can only be official when the combined weight of all 3 members involved totals 650 lbs. Any illegal procedures that are a result of this, ie staring the opposing lineman in the eye, will result in instantaneous homosexuality and a 5 yard penalty will be given

Jeff: Did you hear what those sick fucks on the football team did?
Hank: No?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction

by Francis Costello February 22, 2011

THE SNEER ZONE

(THE SNEER ZONE) Is the Adjoining Sweat and Stink Pathway Gutter Between the (Female) Vagina and Butt Hole or the No Man's Land Between the Cock and Ball Sack and the Butt Hole (Male) that Accumulates the Rotten Stench and Microbes from Both Worlds (Male & Female) This is the Place where Body Oils and Shit Hole Greases Collect the place of Used Oily Dry Blood mixed with the Terrible Smell of Dirty Vagina or the Male's Smegma Fuzed with Old Urine and Dead Sperm a World Between Two World's the Garbage Patch of Skin that when You Take to Smelling It (The Sneer Zone) Is Going to Make You Puke.

Missing her cunt hole the gentleman's penis accidently slips into her butt hole instead as it sloshes, drags and mixes lovers juices and sewer sap untidily deposited as a foul syrup onto the region of skin and bone that no lover has any use for a place between here and there where disgusting odors stick where few dare to taste a place of nothingness and the putrid only worthy of an occasional scratch YOU have just entered (The Sneer Zone).

by Bluto Blundermeat July 25, 2009

Pink Zone

Pronunciation: 'pi{ng}k 'zOn
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle Dutch pinke, from Latin zona belt, zone, from Greek zOnE; akin to Lithuanian juosti to gird

1: the vaginal orifice or vaginal pore of a female

SEE ALSO: p'zone

1: Man, this soft core porn is bullshit. Her pink zone is covered by her undies.

by SRS December 28, 2004

Zone

The zone is a reference to the entire anal area, which includes the anus and taint.

"I pulled out before I came and blew my load in her zone."

by Evamo December 3, 2011

V Zone

A woman's vagina and the area around it.

Man A: What's your favourite part on a woman?
Man B: Her V zone.

by michael June 17, 2006

drop zone

A method of masturbation, or a way of performing a handjob in which the hand slowly moves up the shaft, followed by an incredibly fast jerk to the bottom. Repeat as needed. Named for its similarity to the "Drop Zone" ride at Paramount Canada's Wonderland.

"So, I heard you got a handjob."

"Yeah, she gave me a drop zone."

by AndyAML April 2, 2004