Zach

Zach is a wonderful guy! Zach can get you mad the next minute and then make you forget all about it the next because of his charming smile and dreamy eyes. Zach is the type of guy who will make you feel like the only girl he’s ever loved! He will treat you like a queen and you will be his world! If you are dating a Zach then you are the luckiest girl alive!

Girl 1: Omg is that Zach?!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!

by Mxcey December 6, 2019

Zach

Bitch

Alfredo: yo it’s Zach

Everyone:yah he bitch

by Alfredo123 November 27, 2019

The Zach Effect

The Zach Effect, also simply called Zach Effect is referring to when a guy gets a haircut, and because of that, looks younger. This often only applies to guys who had noticeably longer hair before their haircut. This is sometimes because the guy had short hair when they were younger, and has just got it back, but the effect can happen otherwise as well.

"Did you see Max's new haircut?"
"Yeah, dude. That's the Zach effect at work."

by barf flavored soda January 21, 2023

Zach Propaganda

When you see propaganda about the French or California it's most likely Zach trying to get you to vote him for president to stop the dark future of the year know as 2042

Zach: California in the dark future will become its own country, and it'll be communist
Random dude: Now that's some Zach Propaganda

by The Jonkler September 29, 2022

Zach

Zach is a bastard who blocks you out of nowhere makes you feel like your nothing when you really like him and he will talk to you then leave u in deilevered snob you then end up blocking you he is an all round dose and i hope he dies him and his big square head

Someone: is that zach?
Me: yes you can tell cause hes so ugly and has a square head

by Minnie mouses bestie December 29, 2021

Zach

The most aggressive asshole you will ever see.

Normally very attractive, but has a shit sense of humor when around people he dislikes.

He has an over average sized penis normally ranging between 5-7.5 inches but when its inside your cunt it feels like 12 inches

Peter: Don't fuck with Zach!

Mark: Why the fuck not?

Peter: Because hes after breaking my jaw!!!

by Zach Boyd May 19, 2018

Zach Amendola

Drake the kinda guy meme, but better.

Zach Amendola the type of guy to lick his lips and rub his hands together before a good meal.

Zach Amendola the type guy to float in the air when he smells a good pie.

Zach Amendola the kinda guy to yell "Geronimo!" before jumping into the pool.

Zach Amendola the kinda guy to run in place for a few seconds before speeding off into the sunset.

by WLU03 December 4, 2022