Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally

Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman

by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024

Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.

Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.

by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021

Zach Cooley22

Zach is HIM. That mf to ride around on 33inch glads with dual straight pipes with his gay ass music blaring. That mf to have the loudest trick at the school and the one to never stfu.

Zach Cooley22 is him

by anonymous March 8, 2023

Zach schoenrock

A angry vaping leprechaun don’t let this kid near your mnt dew he’s gonna go wild

Dude have you ever seen zach schoenrock he lives under the bridge

by Olllman March 29, 2023

Zach

a guy that is always wearing pijamas and he has a weird obsession with saying nonono

Zach why would you cut your hair?

by mapacha2000 November 23, 2021

Zach Elliot

The best looking and the most horny guy ever, can pull any boy or girl he wants because he is so hot, is normally a ginger ninja and has a 10 incher with ginger pubes

He is such a Zach Elliot

by Zach Elliot lover123 November 26, 2023

Zach Kornfield

Popular YouTube personality who play a big part in Buzzfeeds show "The try guys".

He refers himself as a "hairy Jewish princess".

Person 1: Look, who's that?
Person 2: It's Zach Kornfield from "The try guys".

by Sophie Clara June 30, 2017