by E - FUMBLER January 01, 2009
Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.
Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby
Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby
by Urban humor December 23, 2017
the remorse that one feels on New Years after doing something that either hurt someone, put them in jail, gave them a killer hangover or made them pass out before the ball dropped.
V: 5, 4, 3...
(body drops on the floor)
New Years Day
V: Ugggghhhhh....
B: Have a nice Rue Years Eve?
(body drops on the floor)
New Years Day
V: Ugggghhhhh....
B: Have a nice Rue Years Eve?
by Brittney Sade January 05, 2009
The age where these little shits enter Twitter and whine about everything. They always think they're right, they have a disability where they say STAN LOONA and spam certain emojis. If your child is 14 abandon them, then take them back when they've matured.
Girl: "I'm a 14 year old now dad."
Dad: "I've packed your bags 15 years ahead of time."
Girl: "At least I was planned.."
Dad: "Yeah now your fatherless."
Dad: "I've packed your bags 15 years ahead of time."
Girl: "At least I was planned.."
Dad: "Yeah now your fatherless."
by Onlineretard September 30, 2021
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Katelyn, isn't she supposed to be at the party?
Guy 2: Nah, I heard she's staying over Kye's tonight, going to try some new year cream.
Guy 2: Nah, I heard she's staying over Kye's tonight, going to try some new year cream.
by iintens December 31, 2009
A retarded faggot who is obsessed with saying "I like pie", yo momma jokes, and potatoes. They also insist that potato is spelled potatoe, which just proves how stupid they really are.
Tom: I raped that bitch in COD!
Zach: I raped yo momma in pokemon!
Random kid: OHHHHHHHH BURN!!!
Tom: Dude, you're acting like a ten year old.
Random kid: OHHHH HE OWNED YOU!!
Zach: Well, you're acting like a potatoe! Which IS spelled with an e on the end! BTW I like pie.
Tom: No it isn't, you uneducated fag. Why do I even talk to you?
Zach: Because I'm incredibly swag!
Tom: (Walks away)
Random kid: You'd better run!
Tom: (Beats the shit out of Zach and random kid)
Zach: I raped yo momma in pokemon!
Random kid: OHHHHHHHH BURN!!!
Tom: Dude, you're acting like a ten year old.
Random kid: OHHHH HE OWNED YOU!!
Zach: Well, you're acting like a potatoe! Which IS spelled with an e on the end! BTW I like pie.
Tom: No it isn't, you uneducated fag. Why do I even talk to you?
Zach: Because I'm incredibly swag!
Tom: (Walks away)
Random kid: You'd better run!
Tom: (Beats the shit out of Zach and random kid)
by xHilarious iFunny January 11, 2015
a annoying ball of hormones, often thinks that they are the coolest most amazing person in the world but there just an annoying little kid. usually found playing COD with there squeaky voices over the headset.
by baddazoner January 06, 2011