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woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.
Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*
by Based Fiend August 10, 2024
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Woke

The ideal of being a pussy ass bitch. Usually accompanied by being offended easily and having a vag.
I think I heard Toby's vag flapping in the wind. He's a woke ass little bitch.
by Itstimebaby March 12, 2023
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wokeness

A term used for a compelling ideology that suggests that the institutions of society are designed by the powerful to preserve discrimination, and all group disparities are the result of said discrimination. Therefore, society's evils and disparities can universally be explained by the malice of others.
One of the main goals of wokeness and the woke movement is for group equity to be achieved through policy changes and redistributionism.
by madeittothecouch March 17, 2023
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Woke

A term thrown about to describe being socially aware of hidden political agendas or theories.

99.9% of the woke generation, coincidentally are social drug users, heavy drinkers, live at home with their parents, have no job/in and out of dead end jobs and have generally spent most of their lives blaming society for their own downfalls.
The global elite are causing pandemics and terrorism in order to control us. Stay woke people. Don't be a sheeple!
by The opinionator October 7, 2020
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Woke

Self righteous, narrow minded, ignorantly judgmental, all under the guise of false pretentiousness. They're the opposite of being aware , concerned , and genuinely attuned to moral values.
Dumb fuck woke college kids protesting perceived injustice while supporting terrorism, rape, and anti-lgbtq policies.
by eyeknowitall June 4, 2024
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woke

An obsolete term that used to have meaning, but as more people began to use it for different situations, it became meaningless. Pat yourself on the back because this word is dead. The new phrase that should be used is: dead inside.
I'm so woke... oh, wait. That word is obsolete. I guess that means I'm dead inside.
by Dead Inseyed February 21, 2022
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Woke

Woke is a badge of self-proclaimed social consciousness worn by those who equate awareness with action. They hold a finely tuned radar for detecting microaggressions and a bullhorn for amplifying them, all while blissfully overlooking any inconsistencies in their own performative activism. Think virtue signaling on steroids, with a side dish of moral superiority.
Where are the black people in Shogun? The show is not woke enough.
by Judgemental Goat April 6, 2024
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