a boner dollar is a one dollar bill that has the letter B written in front of the word "one", which is found on the back of the dollar, and the letter "R" after it, thus spelling "BONER".
Commonly referred to as "boners"
Commonly referred to as "boners"
by Teh sombar April 13, 2008
Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?
Woman 1: Sure.
Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.
Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!
Woman 1: Sure.
Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.
Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
Something males (mostly) get when they attempt to console a female who has recently found out about an unfaithful mate.
Sarah: I can't believe he cheated on me. Uh, what's that?
Daniel: It's a sympathy boner. Come get a hug.
Daniel: It's a sympathy boner. Come get a hug.
by howoriginal February 27, 2014
Someone who gets aroused at the slightest thing. But unfortunatly cannot maintain an erection for more than four seconds. They tend to be people who shout out "porn" every time they see visable flesh other than the face. This happens because they are so sexually frustrated that they find even the slightest thing erotic.
Also see ben oldham Impotentand townie
Also see ben oldham Impotentand townie
Matthew: PORN!!
Normal person: Huh? its a picture of a duck.
Matthew: But it's so horny.
Abe: you Titanic boner.
Ben oldham: *cries* that offends me, what's wrong with horse rape?
Normal person: Huh? its a picture of a duck.
Matthew: But it's so horny.
Abe: you Titanic boner.
Ben oldham: *cries* that offends me, what's wrong with horse rape?
by truth speaker December 08, 2004
by HGDQNQDWGQLW,L June 07, 2016
by Nuccuh November 22, 2011
As the cabin pressure changes with altitude the male penis becomes erect. The lower cabin pressure due to altitude causes then blood to flow directly to the boner region of the male anatomy. This situation is worsened if an attractive female is sitting next to him. However, screaming children on planes seem to lessen the severity of swelling.
Sir the pilot has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign...
I’m sorry, due to atmospheric changes my penis has swollen into an airplane boner and it is to painful to fasten my seatbelt...
I’m sorry, due to atmospheric changes my penis has swollen into an airplane boner and it is to painful to fasten my seatbelt...
by MisterMack February 17, 2018