It's just water

A phrase commonly used by someone to get out of cleaning up a spilled liquid, regardless of whether or not the liquid is actually water.

John spills his Coke on the carpet.

Tim: "Hey man, clean that up! This is a new carpet!"

John: "It's just water."

by Water Watcher October 23, 2011

water hawk

A restaurant server who lurks near your table and insists on refilling your water glass every minute or so, even though you've only taken a couple of sips. Especially prevalent in Indian restaurants.

"They've got some pretty good curry at Sharma's, but man, the waiters are such water hawks."

by chipsnax November 28, 2011

Water Roulette

When you and the boys jump on a large plastic water bottle (1.5 Litres) and you keep jumping at someone until it explodes on the person facing the bottle cap, leaving him soaked in water.

Let’s play Water Roulette lads.

by Water Roulette June 14, 2023

water beaner

A person of Hispanic descent who looks like a Mexican but is from the Caribbean

Person 1: bro did you hear Hernandez is from Puerto Rico
Person 2: I always knew he was a water beaner

by Theskanklicker69 January 14, 2023

Youth Water

A secret beverage enjoyed by members of the 1z collective

Ghostride Neeko was sauced off the youth water

by twotimesxx May 29, 2018

Sparkling Water

Electrified water. Often found when people dig where they shouldn't.

Well I sent three guys down there and they all passed out. Turns out it was Sparkling Water.

by Oogabooga64 January 26, 2022

Water Closet

What weirdos back east and in England call the bathroom. WC for short.

Danny: Hey teach can I use the WC?

Teacher: What the fuck?

Danny: The water closet.

Teacher: What the fuck??

Danny: The restroom sir.

Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.

Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.

Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.

by Pimperator March 13, 2004