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Waterbury Wanker

When you have a tiny, ginger micropenis and are also a molester
Don’t be a Waterbury wanker bro. A complete and total monkey spanker
by Rick Junk April 17, 2024
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Wanker

He’s such a wanker
by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018
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Wanker

"Why does he do that?"
"Because he's a weak, lonely wanker"
by tbrizzledizzle March 20, 2019
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Prancer-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.
Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Prancer-Wanker!
by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024
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SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM
GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS
by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018
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garage wanker

A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker
#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .
by #Randomdude November 19, 2017
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dryrobe wanker

The dryrobe wanker (DRW) title is attributed to an individual who dons a dryrobe to project an image that they might partake in water sport related hobbies such as open water swimming, triathlon or paddling boarding. The unfortunate reality is in the majority of cases these caped crusaders live in land locked counties miles from a significant body of open water, and are more likely to be perusing the weekly deals in middle of Lidl. The predominant use for these quilted changing robes are more often than not either childcare related, or walking for their dog in it's colour matched dryrobe jacket. DRW evangelists ensure they conform to the pre-requisite outfit of beanie hat, DR and Crocs (usually in sport mode), with the ultra committed sporting a Volkswagen T series van with Dryrobe seatcovers. The less overt DRW is likely to favour the urban camo design to fly under the radar in public.
"Look Shazney, there's a pair of pink crocs walking themselves into Lidl '"

"Holy shit Carmel, look closer, that's one of them dryrobe wanker in a camo cape, owners gone into full predator mode"
by Gordon is a moron December 2, 2024
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