A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012
Get the Window-treemug. The Bodhi Tree ("Tree of Awakening," also known as the Bo Tree) in Bodhgaya is a direct descendent of the tree under which Siddharta Gautama is attained enlightenment.
After 49 days of meditation, it was here that Siddharta Guatama became the Buddha, the "Enlightened One."
After 49 days of meditation, it was here that Siddharta Guatama became the Buddha, the "Enlightened One."
by itsgoodman March 10, 2019
Get the Bodhi treemug. The slang word for the Magic Tree Pub & Eatery, a restaurant. It's named this because of the god fucking awful luck regarding keeping kitchen staff.
"Another day at the Tragic Tree..." - Chewy
"Sorry mom I can't attend church today, no cooks showed up at the Tragic Tree so I gotta go in." - Jake
"Lmao u know what's sus af? Tragic Tree" - Malik (R.I.P.)
"Sorry mom I can't attend church today, no cooks showed up at the Tragic Tree so I gotta go in." - Jake
"Lmao u know what's sus af? Tragic Tree" - Malik (R.I.P.)
by Karl A Fladonk March 9, 2021
Get the Tragic Treemug. by Switchin Laynez September 4, 2018
Get the Top Treemug. my boyfriend and I went camping and decided to climb a tree for a tree-j. he was so excited that he tree-jaculated after only 10 seconds!
by agracefulklutz August 9, 2020
Get the Tree-Jmug. The state of mind that one enters once they are drunk and/or high where they believe that they are, in fact, the Tree Peacock.
Jake was walking around like a bird and claiming to be the Tree Peacock after that concert.. it was a good one
by _dj_bj_ June 25, 2014
Get the tree peacockmug. by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021
Get the Cooking Treemug.