tampon

a tube shapped device that is shoved up your vajayjay. Expands when wet!

Why is my tampon in your nose?!

by woahweredidmydickgo? July 18, 2009

tampe

A very potent form of marijauna usually found only in Jamaca or Iowa City, Iowa. Made popular by reggae songwriter/singer Peter Tosh in his athem "legalize it". One hit of this crystally nugget is eqaul to many tokes of other kinds of grass. As one Iowa city resident states "the only thing that gets me high is tampe or mass qauntities of grass".

Buyer: What you holding?
Dealer: This shit is fire.
Buyer: Fuck that shit man i only blaze tampe.

by 411 boys April 14, 2008

Tampon String

A phrase used to describe a girl wearing an insanely short skirt or dress. It is usually a yellow piece of clothing. The girl in question can be, but does not have to be, a slore.

Lauren: Oh my god! Did you see that yellow skirt Briana was wearing today?

Claire: I know! I could totally see her tampon string!

Lauren: This is absurd!

by bonelookingforahome February 21, 2011

tamped

the act of throwing away a tampon in a public or a friends trash can without covering it, leaving it exposed for every one to see.

Dude, Sarah tamped in my trash can again. It was so gross.

by amlight October 26, 2011

tampon wasteland

1. The furthest crevice of a woman's vagina. This is where tampons are sent accidentally and are stranded for eternity. Can be caused by having intercourse, or getting fingered or fistblasted when a tampon is in place.

2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses.

Doctor: Hi, what brings you in today?

Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.

Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.

by wordman55 August 27, 2012

tamping

a word for someone whos gutted.. but it's better than the word gutted..

rhys: oh my god i just dropped my eggs.
hazel: TAMPING!!!

by mistress porc. September 30, 2005

trampker

A tramp (the UK word for bum or homeless person) who happens to also be a right wanker, for example, because he blatently throws litter onto the pavement in-front of your eyes, or kicks/throws empty cans/bottles into the road, or wanders into the road without looking while you are driving along. In short, a combination of 'tramp' and 'wanker' that rolls easily off the tongue.

What is Sheffield coming to Phillip? I ask you... I mean, just look at that trampker over there, he's not even got any socks on and it's freezing today... what a cock-end. I hate tramps, don't you? And as you said yourself about a month ago, his crotch probably stinks to high heaven, the mucky Arab!

by DavidShaw October 12, 2007