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bob dammit

A phrase used by agnostics, freethinkers, and atheists to avoid pissing people off. However, there is a hidden meaning:
The joke is that somewhere out there in the universe, there is probably an alien society whose god happens to be called "bob". So, by saying "Bob dammit", you're actually insulting god as much as saying "god dammit".
Young, handsome agnostic: Bob dammit, I left my car keys at work!
Super strict old christian lady: I'm so glad you've stopped damning yourself by using the lord's name in vain!
Agnostic: *snickers*
by Thatguywiththebagel December 6, 2013
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Auto-Bob

Continual noding of head up and down done by boyfriends who aren't really listening to their girl
As long as you use the Auto-Bob she wont even realize your asleep
by blckblt6 May 17, 2004
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potato bob

Similar to something of potato quality. Can be used as a verb or noun. As a verb it means to fuck up or do something badly. As a noun it refers to a person of less than desirable quality.
Yo check out potato Bob's shoes.

Man, the Warriors potato Bob'd a 3-1 lead.

I messed that up, call em potato Bob.
by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017
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bob the blob

the blobiest bob in the entire universe. son of dod the blob, mom the blob. Very baby blue color shade. Mom is purple, dad is dark blue. Has a girlfriend named Aby.
bob the blob raped my mom, bob the blob kissed my ass
by odedodo1 February 10, 2019
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Bobbing for corn

The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.
Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.
by JoshTheObscure May 25, 2019
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Bob the hooker

A gay male prostitute-for-hire that squirts cum into the faces of his fans. The fans love it. That's why he's the father of approx. 35 children.
Jake: "I hired Bob the hooker to give us a good time :)"
Cleetus: "Oh, I need that cum. It'll be sooo warm.."
Dace: "Oh, I'm soOoOoooooooOO thirsty rn, mmmmmmm"
by the_penguin_error_234 August 21, 2020
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Curry Bob

The curry muncher version of spongebob that always cleans the kitchen and eats biryani

also know as curry bob ghandi pants
Kid 1: your bag is fake
OP Timmy: well so is your mom
Kid 1: what you say to me
OP Timmy: facts
Jimmy: oh hi Curry Bob, fancy meeting you out here not living in the McDonalds dumpster and cleaning the kitchen
Kid 1: *death sounds*
by sexy mama oooooooof April 24, 2021
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