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The thing you say when a burglar breaks inside your house
Burglar: Breaks in
You: You picked the wrong house, Fool!
by PetrosNoob101 December 12, 2019
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UwU emo pick me pls

A girl who says mainly " I dont care baddie💅 " but loves to suck up to guys. A really annoying,bad, suck up to guys person.Please don't be this type of girl. She probably gets insulted and roasted but she definitely deserves this treatment.
Jake: Oh great I'm so annoyed!

Uwu emo pick me pls: I can make your day better jakey poo UWU

Jake: (My day has just gone worst)
by Oop 😶- June 17, 2022
mugGet the UwU emo pick me plsmug.

help me pick pics to post

girl they want u ong. like u won. GO GET THAT MAN/GIRL !!
boy 1: hey can u help me pick pics to post?

girl 1: yessssss
by ms.pimpinyourshoe July 19, 2021
mugGet the help me pick pics to postmug.

pick-up-yo-crap-fairy

A nameless person who always seems to pick up your messes/crap when they find it.
Example 1.
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."
by Robo-Chick April 25, 2009
mugGet the pick-up-yo-crap-fairymug.

pick me girl

a feminist, supporting girls rights
girl 1: are you a pick me girl?
girl 2: yes, support women’s rights
girl 1: same
by hejsvdna November 23, 2020
mugGet the pick me girlmug.

ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand

after a jenkin drop'n'pop, taking your handful of semen, and picking up a piece of poop in the other hand, then with both hands behind your back, approaching someone and telling them to pick a hand. Placing the chosen item in his/her hand, and slapping them in the face with the other. Not to be performed on friends.
A man was murdered this weekend after performing a ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand.
by James Delaware November 11, 2010
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don't pick up the .50 cal

in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare online, it is bad luck to pick up a barett .50 caliber sniper rifle. the gun must be picked up from the dead body of another player for it to be bad luck. statistics show that once the player has the .50 cal in his/her possesion, they will be kiled within the minute
john:dude i found a .50 cal up here time to pone some poon

joe:don't pick up the .50 cal!

(john gets plugged)
by cape cOd 4 August 5, 2009
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