Tight and Shiny

When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.

Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then

finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.

by melhorn April 03, 2022

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Tight weather

It's use when the weather is very cool , but not firigid

TIGHT WEATHER : oh my god, weather is tight today! It's going to snow!

by AmirAFT August 07, 2019

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Tight Innocent balls

"20-year-old testicles" refers to the testicles of a person who is 20 years old. Testicles are male reproductive organs responsible for producing sperm and testosterone. They are part of the male reproductive system and play a crucial role in sexual development and fertility. Testicles typically start developing and growing during puberty and continue to function throughout a man's life.

Person 1: Im happy
Person 2: Let me see your tight innocent balls
person 3: oh...

by CMBD August 09, 2023

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dogshit tight

So fucking tight it don’t make no sense

Hey you fucking worms make sure that collar clamp is dogshit tight or kick rocks maggots!

by Hard Knox life December 16, 2020

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tight closet

A girl/guy who is an adult (over 18) and is still inside the closet. Since she/he is an adult and grew up in the closet it has become too tight with little room

that girl has a tight closet

by Marty I’m scared February 14, 2019

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