Mean Bean Machine

1. The puzzle game, Mean Bean Machine, for the Sega Genesis.
2. A term for the scrotum, often in reference to a sharp blow to said organ.
by Anonymus October 13, 2004
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washing machine thing

washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them
Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer

Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing

Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing

Step son: YES
by gotermoter1013 December 18, 2019
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angry time machine

when you are fucking a girl so hard that she travels back in time and gets eaten by a dinosouar
Tom: Where is Jenny
Cam: I gave her a angry time machine last night
Tom; Oh so thats where she is
by qaswedfrtghyyujkiol;p November 02, 2009
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Machine Gun Funk

AK-47 or any other related strains of marijuana.
Puff Daddy: "Yo Biggie, did you get that AK-47?"

Notorious B.I.G.: "Yeah Diddy, I got that Machine Gun Funk, nigga."
by HeteroSkolnikian January 26, 2012
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Machine Gun Joe

When your about to cum, perform the pullout, and spray your cum on your partners face as if your firing a machine gun yelling BAHBAHBAHBAH!!!!!
Ok gurl here comes the MACHINE GUN JOE!
by castlehoff April 05, 2011
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Pussy Time Machine

When you present a hole that resembles 20 years ago. It could be via anal sex, mouth, or when a woman gets a few extra stitches after childbirth.
For John and Denise's 20th anniversary, she decided to let her guard down and give him entrance to her pussy time machine.

After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.
by JalWilly June 15, 2016
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