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clunge driver

Changing gears using one of your orifices, not including your mouth or your arse.
Girl: Yesterday, my friend was my clunge driver. She changed from third to second using her front bottom on the gear stick
by katza8uk December 3, 2010
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School bus driver

When you’re engaging in doggy style vaginal intercourse and you insert your thumb in the woman’s asshole and with your fingers raised, move your hand left and right as if your hand is on a steering wheel.
I met up with Amy last night, gave her the old school bus driver.
by bluecollartabletalk February 12, 2022
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Bush driver

The bouncer at the titty bar is a total bush driver.
by jcantslide August 17, 2017
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tiburon driver

Someone who drives a slow car and thinks they’re cool af. Typically hates every other car owner because they can’t accept that their car is Gaaaaaayyyy.
That tiburon driver thinks they’re soo cool. Who’s gonna tell him it’s not a race car?
by Friendofadude02 April 27, 2019
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Schizo Driver

(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.

The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?

The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!

The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022
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monkey driver

A drink made with vanilla vangogh and orange juice
by drunk driver December 10, 2013
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Damon Driver

God dam this nig is so Down syndrome that it makes a autistic person look normal he’s such a waste of sperm and sound like when he was born his voice box got involved with a boxing Mach and the Ukrainian war
Random person: hey willem
Guy 1: your a Damon driver
by Janeohenepshshe July 31, 2022
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