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Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms
Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.
by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013
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Urban Car wash

The act of passing your genitalia over the back of somebody's head who is sitting down.
AJ just gave Isaiah's afro an urban car wash.
by Carla chameleon September 6, 2013
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Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.
1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."
by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023
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Midnight hand washing

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"
by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023
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Tik-Tok Washed

Someone who based their personality and actions around Tik-Tok.
by Big Board July 28, 2021
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pressure wash the ovaries

Go out and shoot all up inside a girl, whether she's expecting it or not
Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!
by The legend! June 17, 2021
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Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.
by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020
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