twin weights

A word commonly used to describe the two sacks on either side of a man's joy stick.

Oh god his twin weights were hairy. Yuck!

by Holy Schmidt August 17, 2007

Twin Powdered

To be utterly devastated twice in quick succession, leaving nothing but ruin. Much like the shambles of democracy left as a result of the event giving rise to this term.

"Oh man, did you see Ray? He just tried to get with those two hotties over there and got totally twin powdered."

"To top off my weekend, after getting my application to college rejected, my Mom found my porn files"
"Brraaaaaaaaoooooooooooowwwwwnnnnnmmm BOOOOOM"
"What the hell was that?"
"The sound of you getting twin powdered, haha!"

by Blowy the support beams April 3, 2008

siamease twins

two people joined together at birth but later seperated

Brandi and Hailey were born siamease twins at birth and then was seperated. Brandi is no longer able to make correct decisions so Hailey has to make them all for her & also think for Brandi. Hailey thinks Brandi wants to go out with Keith =)

by Hailey M April 16, 2008

Juicy Fruit Twins

A myspace hip hop duo from nova who focused more on their blunt rolling abilities than their music. They only rapped at parties using laptop speakers. Very lame. They had one single called "walmart spinnaz" and it was good because they could only remember the lyrics if they had a blunt before hand. So it was pretty funny. The duo was shutdown in march of 07 due to the song they released "blunts, hoes, pigs, n tricks". It made fun of the school cop and many members of the faculty as well as students. Overall there just a shit hole rap group who had potential until they were forced to resign.

1- are u guise the juicy fruit twins?
2- ya
3- you guise fuckin blow

by Devin DeRosia March 31, 2009

Bizzaro Twins

An "attrative", privliged, and spoiled member of today's society, 90% are girls. They talk shit, eat your soul, and cannot be killed by conventional means. The male 10% are overrated douchebags who are useless wastes of human flesh.
Their source of power is money and terrorizing everyone who is not as insipid,vain and interally ugly as them.

You hear a group of girls talking about your friend's weird habit. They can't help it, but they say they're retatrded. Everyone has habits, but Bizzaro Twins are not human.

by Celestial Valerie Alcran December 16, 2008

Texas twins

Siblings of different ages who end up in the same grade.

His sister is two years older than he is but they are both in the ninth grade, they aren't twins but they are Texas twins.

by tyrannicalpie October 18, 2014

twin teleps

When you and a friend have the same thought at the same time.

You and a homie are smokin a blunt and both of you say "damn my mouth is dry" out loud at the same time. twin teleps

by xTETRODOTOXINx March 13, 2015