Taint Rocket

When the dick pops out during sex and goes right into the taint

Ow I’m still sore from getting Taint Rocketed last night

by Fatshotgunner August 2, 2020

Taint Joint

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.

I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.

by Bob~Da~Builder January 11, 2014

taint titties

Testicles

Hey everyone (points to testicles), check out my taint titties!

by Olygote December 19, 2016

Taint

Adjective used to describe excessive bitterness or sweetness of an alcoholic beverage.

This Vodka Lemonade is really quite taint!

by AT256 October 19, 2019

holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.

We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.

by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011

tainted stamp

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.

Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.

by AntMan December 14, 2013

taco taint

The female equililant to a cock block

Don't taco taint my ass bitch, he's hot.

by Biggie Bigs June 20, 2017