sand shark

after busting during intercourse, rubbing your penis in sand and pushing it back into the girls pussy

i just sandsharked my teacher on the beach

by Jack----- May 13, 2005

shark midwifery

When a vampire bites a woman's uterus open to get the child she cannot push out alone during labor.

Twilight Fan #1: I think the shark midwifery that Edward pulled on Bella in Breaking Dawn was so sweet! He'd do anything for her!
Twilight Fan #2: Really? I thought it was fucking disgusting.

by JuicyJuicer November 28, 2009

TIGER SHARK

A person who uses so much teeth while giving a blowjob that they rub penis flesh off, taste the blood, and continue on with their oral conquest. See baby shark

“Whoa bro what happened to your penis?”
“Turns out your mom is a TIGER SHARK! That’s what.”

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018

Shark Week

Sharks like blood. Women bleed once a month. Shark week.

Dude! Do a little xbox today?

Can't. Shark week.

by Big Black Deer April 29, 2014

Carpet Shark

Slang term for a lesbian.

That carpet shark is with a different womann every night.

by Paul P June 25, 2004

shark bite

UK drinking term-

Basically a snake bite (lager / cider split) with a vodka or double vodka top. Not the for the weak or the part time drinker.

I had 4 pints of shark bite last night and I can't feel my body at all.

by black flag June 9, 2004

shark juice

1. The drink commonly referred to that heals the sick, makes the unawesome awesome, and brings peace to the world, all instantaneously.
2. Of, or pertaining to, the liquids coming from a shark, especially a cool one.

Shark Juice!
Man, I wish I had Shark Juice.
Shark Juice is the only drink worthy of Chuck Norris' lips.

by Shark Juice January 13, 2006