Pool Noodle RIZZ

Someone who has asked out someone with a pool noodle. Evan Daddy Humpme's is the founder.

Damn bro u got that pool noodle rizz

by Lqwidz July 4, 2023

boosh pool

or pool of bullshit, when someone lies more then once in one conversation

Guy 1: I'm going to tell her I have a job, a car, and my own place.

Guy 2: You better hope she doesn't find out your boosh pooling her.

by Brick19 July 11, 2011

you've pooled

of a lady with a wide on / dripping like a fucked fridge...

After chatting a lass up with follow up tops and fingers "get your coat love, you've pooled"

by The Rural Dean August 23, 2017

Leslie Pool

A derogatory term, used to describe 1) a person who is stupid, socially tone-deaf, or otherwise ambivalent or 2) something that is annoying, frustrating, or otherwise infuriating to someone.

Someone moved them to early break. Which would have been nice if the person who moved them told the person that was coming here at 8 o'clock at night to break them. So I wouldn't be spending over 30 minutes looking for these god damn mother fucking leslie pool cunt of cylinders. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

by Dr. Hernia April 16, 2024

Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Pool Champion

An upright land dwelling omnivore and primate. Habitats varied climates, utilizes tools, and sucks a lot of cocks.

Boy Howdy there goes that pool champion. You know

by Montana Welter December 23, 2019

dead pool

A swimming pool filled by people who like to swear / curse a lot.

At that party, the vibe was so wild the swimming pool becomes a "dead pool", with everyone tossing around curse words like they were diving into the water!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025